Aunt Judys

Once logged in, I was taken to a lovely page that, in spite of being filled with pastels was still somehow easy on the eyes. I'm digging the setup. The menu at the top of the page, which will serve as your main navigational tool from here on out, contains only the bare necessities. The remainder of the page is filled out with links to the latest updates, live cam shows in progress, size news, top rated user comments, and even a section where you, the member, can voice your opinion on glitches, bugs, or just not enough of your favorite fetish being represented in recent episodes. Which is something I support wholeheartedly, so I was, quite naturally, thrilled to find this sense of community extends to the ATK Lounge which also features a forum where members can get to know one another. Hey, who knows, maybe even swap wives! Oh yeah, and one last great navigation feature is that, when hovering your mouse over a medium choice, you're given a list of 17 niches that, in addition to your more popular niches, holds a nice age range, going all the way up to 50+. Got GILF? Oh, and just to get back on track, I thought it was a sweet touch that the layout can be viewed in 7 different languages, ranging from the expected — English and Spanish — to the more difficult Japanese and Korean. Kudos to whoever put in all that work.

But enough about navigation. I didn't come here for fancy scripts and clever page headers. No, I came to see older women stripped naked and juggling dicks. Well, in that regard, I was not disappointed. There's countless moms on here, ranging from their mid-20s to their late '50s, but they all have one thing in common: the fortitude — or desperation — courage to disrobe and, in the more racy scenes, commit acts on film that are, at times, not only immoral but illegal. And all for our viewing pleasure! And believe me, Auntie knows what she's doing. But hell, she should, shouldn't she? I mean, the site's been up and running since 1998.

That's a long time, huh? Long enough to cook up about, oh, I don't know, let's say ... 25836 photo galleries. And once she got into moving pictures, she didn't stop adding new updates. In fact, the count so far is 6120 home movies. Add all that up, and you've got enough MILF material to easily fight off those urges to molest your friends' moms. And updates haven't slowed down any in the last 14 years. If anything, they've had a boost, with new scenes and sets coming in at practically a daily rate.

What do they look like? Well, Aunt Judys' latest video installments come in a glorious 1080p HD. But for those of you with slower connections, or who, frankly, could just care less about playback quality — so long as it's clear enough to make out the debauchery, anyway — there's an option. Well, there's three actually. All SD, all decent looking and sporting significantly lower file sizes. The only main difference with one of these "Normal Quality" files is that one happens to be in the Windows Media format. Why there's no HD Windows Media file is beyond me, but this is better than nothing, I suppose. Minor quibbles aside, the video section is great.

While the photo galleries obviously overshadow the videos due to their massive numbers, I'm afraid to say they also outdo them in terms of sheer quality. These images are well shot, lit, and have that artistic framing capturing perfect moments that's usually reserved to high-end magazines and art galleries. Hell, slap on a little gloss and a page number, and some of these shots, mild-mannered as some of these babes are, would fit right in on as the page of some fancy fashion mag. And they're offered in three separate resolutions, too, ranging from 1,6000 to 3,000 pixels in diameter. And they were forward thinking enough to supply a hands-free slide-show. Hey, that might not sound like a big deal, but it comes in handy. It saved my belly button from having to be scooped out, and for that I will be forever grateful. Oh, and perhaps the coolest gallery feature of all is creating your own custom ZIP, adding in only the pictures that caught your eye. Not bad!

As great as this place is, it's still got a few issues. And if it has any major flaw, it's the fact that, simply due to its age, there's an abundance of lower quality content on the site. The earliest videos were actually offered in bite-sized clips only, and quality was, not surprisingly, much lower. This can't be helped, but it's still worth bringing up, especially in light of the site's amazing numbers. That having been set, these low-end videos are the minority and, besides, when you're buying quality amateur porn, you have to expect some less than perfection production values and playback quality. Because, after all, isn't the dirt is part of the charm?